Anonymous asked: how do you keep your skin so clear? 😍

sadnegro:

stay away from niggas who stress me tf out

cafeomancer:

inkling-deco:

busket:

inkling-deco:

busket:

i am friends with all the ocean critters

helo says axolotl

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Originally posted by dailytoci

nice try, but axolotls are fresh water. they’re a type of salamander, so they’re amphibians. those bastards can fuck off

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Originally posted by dailytoci

That is NO WAY TO SPEAK TO MY CHILD

decipitur:

“describe world history in a few words”

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Anonymous asked: how do u politely ask someone who's eating your ass to stop because you are about to fart?

beyoncebeytwice:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

taurus-t:

ingloriouus:

beyoncebeytwice:

never message me ever again

YOOOOO

Something like this happened the other night.
I was riding my BF reverse cowgirl. But my BF is buff as hell so it’s really like straddling a fat guy. So I’m really spread eagle and my knees a barely touch the bed around him, making this a prime position to fart easily. Anywho I’m like bouncing, twerking, and just doing all kinds of ass shaking shit. I’m loving it, of course my nigga is too and by about that 3rd slap/ ass grab I just hopped off, I was like “nope, I can’t do it, I gotta fart, and I know you’re gonna be so mad if I do it in your face.”
He hates when I fart on him 😔.

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i regret publishing this ask

South Carolina White Man Kills Two Blacks, Burns And Buries Their Bodies

blackmattersus:

James Edward Loftis granted bail in shooting of a black taxi driver and his friend.

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Loftis picked a taxi to his house coming back from a Saturday night club. When they got to his destination, he said “I’ll get your money”. The black taxi driver Guma Oz Dubar and his friend James Cody Newland decided to follow him to his door.

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( Guma Oz Dubar and his family)

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 Loftis returned with a 45-caliber semi-automatic handgun and fired off eight shots, killing both men. Loftis also handled the situation with the bodies himself,  he burnt and buried their bodies behind his backyard.

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Loftis was granted bail using the “Stand Your Ground” law that says you have the right to use of deadly force against an intruder in your home. He was required to pay a sum of $250.000 at a court hearing on Sunday. According to reports, he will remain under house arrest until his trial.

A man kills two people, burns their bodies, tries to hide the evidence and then he is allowed to stay home until his trial. If only it was a black man, he would have already been dead. HOW? How can a ruthless murderer be released on bail? So that he could kill more people? Pizza delivery guy or a postman maybe? This is just too insane. 

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she is two years old

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